The tales we tell ourselves about ourselves makes us who we are... Formerly of Jezebel, now a full-time Tumblr addict and now-a-days I hitRECord. I have a habit of reblogging anything that interests me, so there really isn't a pattern to my madness.

 

So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so!

Cher Horowitz, Clueless.


For Nanner.

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This is the gospel of our Lord, praise be to Gd.

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Steve Rogers’ white shirt of doom

Apparently Steve Rogers only owns white smedium shirts.

BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING.

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yarrrrr:

marielikestodraw:

mrsweasley:

The Avengers
↳ Pure gold moments: Part 1.

Can I just say I love how Evans got that kind of old school motions so fuckin perfectly? I mean it might sound silly but he still has that out of his time way to “express” himself, and his body language does it too, I think it’s some pretty brilliant acting right there especially considering how chillax and completely different Evans is in RL.
Also, Jeremy Renner’s arms. Just, fuckin distracting.

^ All of this.

Also, I just love them all so much, I can’t control my feels. Help.

Or, wait. Don’t help. It doesn’t matter.

Tuck:  Hello, thanks for calling. I’m sorry I’m not in at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone. I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. 

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missworded:

I’ve realized my criteria for lusting after a celebrity is a nice balance between ass perkiness and dorkitude.


SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

missworded:

I’ve realized my criteria for lusting after a celebrity is a nice balance between ass perkiness and dorkitude.

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

bbc03indisguise:

liquidiousfleshbag:

pocketdonut:

Chris Evans appears in Daniel Spink’s video for “THE CARLTON DANCE”

The bottom right gif though.  His dogs are fighting like it’s a normal day.  Chris Evans is always on his patio doing the Carlton.

oh god yes

Chris, honey… That’s not the Carlton. But good effort.

I appreciate his attempt.